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/ Q: How many Californians does it take   \
| to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One  |
| to screw in the light bulb and four to  |
| share the                               |
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| experience. (Actually, Californians     |
| don't screw in                          |
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| light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.)   |
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| Q: How many Oregonians does it take to  |
| screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to |
| screw in the light bulb and two to fend |
| off all                                 |
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| those Californians trying to share the  |
\ experience.                             /
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