13 experts. Your worst moments. Zero mercy.
npx skills add kateleext/cooker --agent claude-code
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You've been vibe coding. Maybe too hard. Maybe not hard enough. Either way, the experts from Vibe Code Camp have opinions—and now they can read your Claude Code sessions.
COOKER is a reality show on Claude Code. It analyzes your sessions, finds where you went wrong, and summons the experts to roast you one by one.
Pop quizzes between roasts. Scores per domain. A final VERDICT with your title.
You came to vibe code. You're leaving cooked.
ROUND 1: THE EXPERTS ARRIVE
🍳 The experts are arriving...
🔥 Kevin Rose just wrapped up a voice rant and is walking in...
🔥 Ben Tossell finishes his morning build and walks over...
🔥 Yash Poojary puts down someone else's codebase and enters...
ROUND 2: THE ROASTS
One expert. One failure. One quiz.
┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ 🔥 NO PLANNING, AGAIN │
│ ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────│
│ │
│ You said: "just build the auth system" │
│ │
│ Kevin Rose is shaking his head. You jumped straight to │
│ code without articulating your approach. No voice rant. │
│ No thinking phase. Just... vibes. │
│ │
│ ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────│
│ "For some reason when we started AI coding, we just │
│ kind of forgot to plan." │
│ — Kevin Rose │
└─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
Pop Quiz: What should you have done instead?
○ Voice rant for 10 minutes first
○ Write a PRD
○ Just ask Claude to plan
○ Start with the database
Get it right, you learn. Get it wrong, you learn harder.
ROUND 3: THE VERDICT
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║ ★ THE VERDICT ★ ║
║ ║
║ 5/10 ║
║ "KITCHEN HAND" ║
║ ║
║ Planning ████░░░░░░ 4/10 ║
║ Debugging ██████░░░░ 6/10 ║
║ Context █████░░░░░ 5/10 ║
║ ║
║ YOUR ONE THING: Voice rant before coding. Every time. ║
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| Expert | Watching For | |
|---|---|---|
| 🎯 | Kevin Rose | Did you plan? At all? |
| 🔄 | Ben Tossell | Are you stuck in a "fix it" loop? |
| 🧠 | Ryan Carson | Do you remember anything between sessions? |
| 📝 | Tina He | Are your prompts specific or vibes? |
| 🎓 | Geoffrey Litt | Could you pass a quiz on what you built? |
| 📖 | Yash Poojary | Did you read the code or just accept it? |
| 💬 | Paula Dozsa | Did you paste the actual error? |
| 📊 | CJ Hess | One thing at a time, or five? |
| 🏗️ | Dan Shipper | Are you thinking agent-native? |
| 💪 | Ashe Magalhaes | Did you give up too early? |
| 🤖 | Nat Eliason | Why are you still typing? |
| ✂️ | Thariq Shihipar | Is there code you should delete? |
| 📁 | Brooker Belcourt | Are you version controlling your prompts? |
| Score | You Are |
|---|---|
| 9-10 | Line Cook — You might actually know what you're doing |
| 7-8 | Sous Chef — Solid, minor seasoning issues |
| 5-6 | Kitchen Hand — Getting there, burning things |
| 3-4 | Dishwasher — Back to basics |
| 1-2 | Fully Cooked — The smoke alarm is your theme song |
npx skills add kateleext/cooker --agent claude-codeRequires Python 3. Claude Code only—reads ~/.claude/projects/ session history.
Built on Vibe Code Camp by Every—8 hours of the best vibe coders sharing what works. Full transcript: github.com/EveryInc/vibe-code-camp
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