Add readme + contributing docs

Author: MattIPv4

CONTRIBUTING.md

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+# Node.js Discord Status Worker Contributing Guide
+
+In short, all changes should ideally be contributed to the [upstream worker](https://github.com/WalshyDev/cf-status-worker) first, with the [`$COMMIT_SHA` in `clone.sh`](./clone.sh) then being updated to the latest commit in the upstream repository. The only exceptions to this are changes to the [`clone.sh`](./clone.sh) script itself, or configuration changes in the Worker's [`wrangler.toml`](./worker/wrangler.toml) and [`src/config.ts`](./worker/src/config.ts) files.
+
+## Updating the upstream worker
+
+To update the version of the upstream worker used by this repository, follow these steps:
+
+- Update the `$COMMIT_SHA` in the [`clone.sh`](./clone.sh) script to the latest commit in the upstream repository.
+- Run the [`clone.sh`](./clone.sh) script to update the worker.
+- Validate that the patches in the [`patches`](./patches) directory applied successfully.
+- Commit the change to `clone.sh`, any patches, and the updated worker source code.
+- Create a pull request to merge the changes into the `main` branch.
+
+## Updating the worker configuration
+
+To update the configuration of the worker, follow these steps:
+
+- Update the configuration in the [`wrangler.toml`](./worker/wrangler.toml) and [`src/config.ts`](./worker/src/config.ts) files.
+- From within the `worker`, run `GIT_DIR=../.git.worker git diff -- wrangler.toml src/config.ts > ../patches/config.patch` to update the patch file.
+- Commit the change to the configuration and the updated patch file.
+- Create a pull request to merge the changes into the `main` branch.
+
+## Updating the worker source code
+
+It is highly encouraged that any changes to the logic of the worker be contributed to the [upstream worker](https://github.com/WalshyDev/cf-status-worker) first. If this is not possible, follow these steps:
+
+- Make the changes to the worker source code.
+- From within the `worker` directory, run `GIT_DIR=../.git.worker git diff -- <modified files> > ../patches/<group>.patch` to update the patch file.
+  - `<modified files>` should be replaced with the files that were modified.
+  - `<group>` should be a one (or few) word summary grouping the changed files.
+- If a modified file is included in another existing patch, it should either be removed from that file, or that patch should be updated to include the changes instead. A file should only be present in one patch.
+- Commit the change to the worker source code and the new/updated patch file(s).
+- Create a pull request to merge the changes into the `main` branch.
+
+## Developer's Certificate of Origin 1.1
+
+```
+By contributing to this project, I certify that:
+
+- (a) The contribution was created in whole or in part by me and I have the right to
+  submit it under the open source license indicated in the file; or
+- (b) The contribution is based upon previous work that, to the best of my knowledge,
+  is covered under an appropriate open source license and I have the right under that
+  license to submit that work with modifications, whether created in whole or in part
+  by me, under the same open source license (unless I am permitted to submit under a
+  different license), as indicated in the file; or
+- (c) The contribution was provided directly to me by some other person who certified
+  (a), (b) or (c) and I have not modified it.
+- (d) I understand and agree that this project and the contribution are public and that
+  a record of the contribution (including all personal information I submit with it,
+  including my sign-off) is maintained indefinitely and may be redistributed consistent
+  with this project or the open source license(s) involved.
+```

README.md

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+<p align="center">
+  <br />
+  <a href="https://nodejs.org">
+    <picture>
+      <source media="(prefers-color-scheme: dark)" srcset="https://nodejs.org/static/logos/nodejsLight.svg">
+      <img src="https://nodejs.org/static/logos/nodejsDark.svg" width="200px">
+    </picture>
+  </a>
+</p>
+
+<p align="center">
+  A <a href="https://workers.cloudflare.com">Cloudflare Worker</a> that provides a <a href="https://status.nodejs.org">status page</a> feed to the <a href="https://nodejs.org/discord">Node.js Discord server</a>.
+</p>
+
+<p align="center">
+    <a title="MIT License" href="LICENSE">
+        <img src="https://img.shields.io/badge/license-MIT-blue" alt="MIT License" />
+    </a>
+</p>
+
+## Contributing
+
+This project adopts the Node.js [Code of Conduct](https://github.com/nodejs/admin/blob/main/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md).
+
+Any person that wants to contribute to the Worker is welcome! Please read the [Contribution Guidelines](CONTRIBUTING.md) to better understand the structure of this repository.
+
+### Deployment
+
+The Worker is deployed to Cloudflare via [a GitHub Action](./.github/workflows/deploy.yml).
+
+The Worker is automatically deployed to this environment when commits are merged into the `main` branch. The Worker is triggered by a cron trigger every minute and does not have any exposed HTTP endpoints.
+
+## Relevant Links
+
+- [Code of Conduct](https://github.com/nodejs/admin/blob/main/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md)
+
+- [Contribution Guidelines](CONTRIBUTING.md)
+
+- [Upstream Worker](https://github.com/WalshyDev/cf-status-worker)
+
+## License
+
+This repo is licensed under the terms of the [MIT License](./LICENSE.md). It makes use of [WalshyDev's cf-status-worker](https://github.com/WalshyDev/cf-status-worker), which is also licensed under the MIT license.
+
+## Thanks
+
+- Thanks to all the contributors and collaborators that make this project possible.
+- Thanks to [Cloudflare](https://cloudflare.com) for providing the infrastructure that serves the Worker under their Open Source Initiative in addition to immense support.